Greetings, salutations, and schmeckles, creatures of space!
If you’re reading this, you’re probably a being located in the Milky Way. Congratulations on living in the galaxy with the most Rule 34 art about it (Naming it Milky was a choice)
You, smartie pants that you are, have managed to find Twink’s Substack Dimension, a neat part of cyberspace where I share lots of cool shit but no hole pics… Okay, maybe just one-
But this is not the place to rub and tug your tentacles or goon and bait your dicks and clits (And whatever Boris Johnson has). I mean you can, no judgment, but this is primarily where I share things like song and rap lyrics, sketches, original television and movie scrips, spec scripts, essays about niche topics, and whatever else my brain splooges out. Subscribing is FREE!
Yes, you read that right, free! As I adapt to this oppressive capitalist system humans love for some reason, I am finding it difficult to eat and find shelter without the help of others. Subscribing puts money in my pocket and gives you full access to my newsletters AND publication archives.
“I’m Not Convinced Yet,” you say, screech, or convey through pheromones…
You may be asking questions like, “Who the fuck are you?” and “What was that noise I just heard coming from my closet?” I’ll answer that first question now and that second question if you don’t subscribe 🙃
My name is Twink and I speak for the queers
I crash-landed on Earth ⏃ ⌰⍜⏁ ⍜⍀ ⋔⏃⊬⏚⟒ ⏃ ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ years ago because gays are bad drivers (hehe, car go crash) and have been stuck here ever since because weed is good and restoring spaceships is hard. I am a self-proclaimed “artist,” a word I have learned induces the psychological and physiological response “cringe” in humans. I quite like watching you all do “cringe”. I have, however, learned that cringe is good in moderation. You may find some of my posts “cringe” but the general consensus is that most of them are “cool” and “swag money.” But every creature’s opinion is different, so the only way you can judge the awesomeness of my shit is by filling your eye holes and ear holes with the content I have sharted out across my cyberspace universe, “The Twinkverse”
So visit Planet YouTube for weird video essays, drag content, and lots of other miscellaneous stuff. Or perhaps you have a shorter attention span and would prefer The TikTok Time Rift. Watching both at once is a great way to fry your brain but also to make sure that I don’t die poor! You can also jerk off to my glorious aesthetics and memes by visiting the Instagram Nebula. Or for those of you who enjoy scrolling through a combination of all of those things between posts with headlines like “War-Weary Americans Not Sure How Much Longer They Can Occasionally Glance At Headlines About Ukraine” and “Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid” then visit my Twitterverse. For easy access to links-
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