Intro
How many songs can I write about one man?
It’s an embarrassment
My emotions are going buck wild
I feel like a dumb child
Chorus
Uh-Uh
I feel like a dumb child
How can I be so beguiled
I feel like a dumb child
Verse
I beat him at chess while solving a rubix cube with my tits out
I ask him questions to fall in love and put them in a spreadsheet
Don’t care that it doesn’t rhyme
I listen to him fall asleep on Facetime
Just want him to be all mine
Chorus
Uh-Uh
I feel like a dumb child
How can I be so beguiled
I feel like a dumb child
Bridge
God what can I do?
To tears I’m moved
Writing songs about you
Praying you don’t wake up while I do
I wish that I had a clue
If you’re starting to love me too
Chorus
Uh-Uh
I feel like a dumb child
How can I be so beguiled
I feel like a dumb child
Outro
I’m so embarrassed
Hope he never sees this
Cause as soon as he does
He knows who he was
Is
I write these songs for my future husband